The title of this particular post is dedicated to the one I will always love, FOOTBALL.
What a weekend it was, amazing goals, bad offside decisions, jaw-dropping misses, quality saves, hilarious defending (*cough* Asrenal *cough*) and on top of that, just to add a bit of personal gloss to the weekend, Newcastle United and Hartlepool United extended their unbeaten league records this season. Newcastle are 4th, FOURTH, in the Premier league and Hartlepool are 5th, FIFTH, in league 1, this season has potential, but knowing them like I do this season could end in tears, AGAIN.
I'm looking forward to seeing Ben Arfa back in action tomorrow as well, he'll provide something a bit different to the tortoise like Shola Ameobi, how is he possibly so bad, I could rant about him all day, boils my blood is an understatement, the new generation of Ameobi will hopefully be much better #Sammyforengland
We are unbeatable.
Monday, 19 September 2011
Idols
Been a long time since I've updated this blog, and a lot has come to pass, I've started working in a pub yet somehow my life hasn't improved financially at all, this is something I fail to comprehend. Despite the fact I have the time to go out LESS, I seem to have no money a lot MORE, it's bizarre, take me back to the days of EMA and borrowing off parents*
Anyway I thought I'd give my view on who I idolise most in life, obvious candidates include the great Sir Bobby Robson, his name and reputation is still helping people through the Sir Bobby Robson Foundation.
We could also talk about the likes of Alan Shearer who inspired millions, myself included, on the football pitch.
However the man I really idolise in life is Gok Wan, the man is an absolute genius. If ever there was a guy you would need on a night out it is Gok Wan, I mean come on, a straight man acting so camp women think he's a homosexual and take their clothes off, fantastic, magnificent, superb, genius.
Some people never fail to amaze me, till next time guys x
Anyway I thought I'd give my view on who I idolise most in life, obvious candidates include the great Sir Bobby Robson, his name and reputation is still helping people through the Sir Bobby Robson Foundation.
We could also talk about the likes of Alan Shearer who inspired millions, myself included, on the football pitch.
However the man I really idolise in life is Gok Wan, the man is an absolute genius. If ever there was a guy you would need on a night out it is Gok Wan, I mean come on, a straight man acting so camp women think he's a homosexual and take their clothes off, fantastic, magnificent, superb, genius.
Some people never fail to amaze me, till next time guys x
Thursday, 27 January 2011
Last week of my youth.
It's been a hectic start to the new year so I haven't really had the opportunity to update this unfortunately for you, started work this month working on computers for a company which designs and erects (i know lmao) steel buildings. I'm meant to be working now actually...
Anyway, it's been a pretty eventful month, I though that becoming a working man I would perhaps reduce down on my drinking habits but instead it's just made me want to get more fucked on a weekend! madness!!!
2011 started with me waking up in my local pub having spent the night there, and an unnamed friend had been subject to a gay bumming (possibly), I'd woke up drunk and therefore vowed to stay drunk, it is hard to do, but I gave it my best shot, sobered up once or twice.
Other highlights of the month include:
As the month of January draws to a close I realise I am 19 in 9 days time :S its a depressing thought as I have achieved pretty much nothing in my life, but I've decided, lets go out in style, yes I plan to drink myself to death on Saturday 5th February COME ON. Pub Crawl - Genius!!!!
Lads, see you there!
Things to look out for next month: Lewday!!
Anyway, it's been a pretty eventful month, I though that becoming a working man I would perhaps reduce down on my drinking habits but instead it's just made me want to get more fucked on a weekend! madness!!!
2011 started with me waking up in my local pub having spent the night there, and an unnamed friend had been subject to a gay bumming (possibly), I'd woke up drunk and therefore vowed to stay drunk, it is hard to do, but I gave it my best shot, sobered up once or twice.
Other highlights of the month include:
- Getting batted off a lass
- Going temporarily blind off poppers
- Getting numerous warnings at college leaving my college career hanging by a thread
As the month of January draws to a close I realise I am 19 in 9 days time :S its a depressing thought as I have achieved pretty much nothing in my life, but I've decided, lets go out in style, yes I plan to drink myself to death on Saturday 5th February COME ON. Pub Crawl - Genius!!!!
Lads, see you there!
Things to look out for next month: Lewday!!
Friday, 24 December 2010
Merry Christmas
This hangover is deadly so I will just keep this short and sweet
Merry Christmas one and all hope santa brings you everything you want and I hope you all get moosed off your heads!
But stay safe
Merry Christmas one and all hope santa brings you everything you want and I hope you all get moosed off your heads!
But stay safe
Shit happens!
Wednesday, 22 December 2010
The Hughton Rule
Sir Chris Hughton was wrongly sacked a few weeks back and I was shocked and appalled at such an outrageous decision, he was a legend and a true gentleman. In honour of the great fella a new rule has been introduced into society that each and every person has to abide by.
The Hughton Rule
Once a year, a person may ask any other given person one favour, once it has been stated that the Hughton rule has been used, the other person must fulfill the request.
The favour is not allowed to exceed 5 percent of the other persons income.
The favour cannot go against the other persons sexual orientation.
The favour cannot go against a third partys free will.
The favour cannot put the other person in any immediate danger.
The favour cannot break the law.
If a person is found to of used the Hughton rule twice or more in any given year they will lose all rights to the usage of the Hughton rule in the future.
Enjoy the use of the Hughton rule wisely .
The Hughton Rule
Once a year, a person may ask any other given person one favour, once it has been stated that the Hughton rule has been used, the other person must fulfill the request.
The favour is not allowed to exceed 5 percent of the other persons income.
The favour cannot go against the other persons sexual orientation.
The favour cannot go against a third partys free will.
The favour cannot put the other person in any immediate danger.
The favour cannot break the law.
If a person is found to of used the Hughton rule twice or more in any given year they will lose all rights to the usage of the Hughton rule in the future.
Enjoy the use of the Hughton rule wisely .
The joys of drink
Apologies for my lack of blogging this past month people, I've spent a lot of the past month intoxicated and/or hungover and it all came to a dramatic conclusion when I was the target of a double arrest the weekend just gone.
It has been a month that has helped me realise what is important in life, GETTING WRECKED, seriously Hartlepool has nothing else to do, you go bowling - OH THERES A BAR, you go to the cinema - HOLY SHIT ASDA IS OVER THE ROAD FULL OF ALCOHOL - see, point proven.
I actually got a job the other week, from an interview I am not able to remember due to being drunk, 1-0 to the drink.
I got stuck into Cheryl Cole in a bar last weekend in a bar, 2-0 to the drink.
Thats right a 2-0 victory for the drink in the past few weeks with 2 huge achievements, and yet some idiots say its bad, bellends.
It has been a month that has helped me realise what is important in life, GETTING WRECKED, seriously Hartlepool has nothing else to do, you go bowling - OH THERES A BAR, you go to the cinema - HOLY SHIT ASDA IS OVER THE ROAD FULL OF ALCOHOL - see, point proven.
I actually got a job the other week, from an interview I am not able to remember due to being drunk, 1-0 to the drink.
I got stuck into Cheryl Cole in a bar last weekend in a bar, 2-0 to the drink.
Thats right a 2-0 victory for the drink in the past few weeks with 2 huge achievements, and yet some idiots say its bad, bellends.
Sunday, 28 November 2010
The things to do before i die list
As you may or may not know there are a few things I would like to do before I die, some have been accomplished, most have not. However I would like to think I have a good ten years of adulthood left yet (fingers crossed).
Anyway the point of this post was for me to let you know, yesterday, on saturday the 27th of december 2010, I crossed something off that list, AND IT WAS A BIG ONE.
Number 7 - be paid to drink. This has been a lifelong dream of mine and it has now been achieved, an associate of mine gave me ten of the queens pounds to down a 500ml bottle of mickey finns (which he supplied) after careful consideration I duly obliged and BOOM, number 7 is complete.
Here is the full list of things to do before I die, if you ever see me out and about please try and help me achieve these goals.
1) Get a Newcastle United season ticket
2) Have ten shots in 9 seconds
3)Down a pint in under 5 seconds
4) Have a threesome
5) Have an influence on a live football match
6) Have full sexual intercourse with a lesbian
7)Be paid to drink
8) Star in a music video for a top 40 single
9) Meet someone named Jim Nasium
10) Have the perfect week (pull 7 girls in 7 nights, 0 rejections)
11)Sleep with a relative of a close friend
12)Be paid to wank
13) Spend £1000 in one week on alcohol for myself
14) Write a book and have it published
15) Appear on a reality tv show
And that is it!!!
PLEASE HELP IF POSSIBLE.
Anyway the point of this post was for me to let you know, yesterday, on saturday the 27th of december 2010, I crossed something off that list, AND IT WAS A BIG ONE.
Number 7 - be paid to drink. This has been a lifelong dream of mine and it has now been achieved, an associate of mine gave me ten of the queens pounds to down a 500ml bottle of mickey finns (which he supplied) after careful consideration I duly obliged and BOOM, number 7 is complete.
Here is the full list of things to do before I die, if you ever see me out and about please try and help me achieve these goals.
1) Get a Newcastle United season ticket
2) Have ten shots in 9 seconds
3)
4) Have a threesome
5) Have an influence on a live football match
6) Have full sexual intercourse with a lesbian
7)
8) Star in a music video for a top 40 single
9) Meet someone named Jim Nasium
10) Have the perfect week (pull 7 girls in 7 nights, 0 rejections)
11)
12)
13) Spend £1000 in one week on alcohol for myself
14) Write a book and have it published
15) Appear on a reality tv show
And that is it!!!
PLEASE HELP IF POSSIBLE.
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