Monday 19 September 2011

I love you, you are the love of my life

The title of this particular post is dedicated to the one I will always love, FOOTBALL.

What a weekend it was, amazing goals, bad offside decisions, jaw-dropping misses, quality saves, hilarious defending (*cough* Asrenal *cough*) and on top of that, just to add a bit of personal gloss to the weekend, Newcastle United and Hartlepool United extended their unbeaten league records this season. Newcastle are 4th, FOURTH, in the Premier league and Hartlepool are 5th, FIFTH, in league 1, this season has potential, but knowing them like I do this season could end in tears, AGAIN.

I'm looking forward to seeing Ben Arfa back in action tomorrow as well, he'll provide something a bit different to the tortoise like Shola Ameobi, how is he possibly so bad, I could rant about him all day, boils my blood is an understatement, the new generation of Ameobi will hopefully be much better #Sammyforengland

We are unbeatable.

Idols

Been a long time since I've updated this blog, and a lot has come to pass, I've started working in a pub yet somehow my life hasn't improved financially at all, this is something I fail to comprehend. Despite the fact I have the time to go out LESS, I seem to have no money a lot MORE, it's bizarre, take me back to the days of EMA and borrowing off parents*

Anyway I thought I'd give my view on who I idolise most in life, obvious candidates include the great Sir Bobby Robson, his name and reputation is still helping people through the Sir Bobby Robson Foundation.
We could also talk about the likes of Alan Shearer who inspired millions, myself included, on the football pitch.

However the man I really idolise in life is Gok Wan, the man is an absolute genius. If ever there was a guy you would need on a night out it is Gok Wan, I mean come on, a straight man acting so camp women think he's a homosexual and take their clothes off, fantastic, magnificent, superb, genius.

Some people never fail to amaze me, till next time guys x

Thursday 27 January 2011

Last week of my youth.

It's been a hectic start to the new year so I haven't really had the opportunity to update this unfortunately for you, started work this month working on computers for a company which designs and erects (i know lmao) steel buildings. I'm meant to be working now actually...

Anyway, it's been a pretty eventful month, I though that becoming a working man I would perhaps reduce down on my drinking habits but instead it's just made me want to get more fucked on a weekend! madness!!!

2011 started with me waking up in my local pub having spent the night there, and an unnamed friend had been subject to a gay bumming (possibly), I'd woke up drunk and therefore vowed to stay drunk, it is hard to do, but I gave it my best shot, sobered up once or twice.

Other highlights of the month include:
  • Getting batted off a lass
  • Going temporarily blind off poppers
  • Getting numerous warnings at college leaving my college career hanging by a thread

As the month of January draws to a close I realise I am 19 in 9 days time :S its a depressing thought as I have achieved pretty much nothing in my life, but I've decided, lets go out in style, yes I plan to drink myself to death on Saturday 5th February COME ON. Pub Crawl - Genius!!!!

Lads, see you there!

Things to look out for next month: Lewday!!