Merry Christmas one and all hope santa brings you everything you want and I hope you all get moosed off your heads!
But stay safe
Shit happens!
Friday 24 December 2010
Merry Christmas
This hangover is deadly so I will just keep this short and sweet
Merry Christmas one and all hope santa brings you everything you want and I hope you all get moosed off your heads!
But stay safe
Merry Christmas one and all hope santa brings you everything you want and I hope you all get moosed off your heads!
But stay safe
Wednesday 22 December 2010
The Hughton Rule
Sir Chris Hughton was wrongly sacked a few weeks back and I was shocked and appalled at such an outrageous decision, he was a legend and a true gentleman. In honour of the great fella a new rule has been introduced into society that each and every person has to abide by.
The Hughton Rule
Once a year, a person may ask any other given person one favour, once it has been stated that the Hughton rule has been used, the other person must fulfill the request.
The favour is not allowed to exceed 5 percent of the other persons income.
The favour cannot go against the other persons sexual orientation.
The favour cannot go against a third partys free will.
The favour cannot put the other person in any immediate danger.
The favour cannot break the law.
If a person is found to of used the Hughton rule twice or more in any given year they will lose all rights to the usage of the Hughton rule in the future.
Enjoy the use of the Hughton rule wisely .
The Hughton Rule
Once a year, a person may ask any other given person one favour, once it has been stated that the Hughton rule has been used, the other person must fulfill the request.
The favour is not allowed to exceed 5 percent of the other persons income.
The favour cannot go against the other persons sexual orientation.
The favour cannot go against a third partys free will.
The favour cannot put the other person in any immediate danger.
The favour cannot break the law.
If a person is found to of used the Hughton rule twice or more in any given year they will lose all rights to the usage of the Hughton rule in the future.
Enjoy the use of the Hughton rule wisely .
The joys of drink
Apologies for my lack of blogging this past month people, I've spent a lot of the past month intoxicated and/or hungover and it all came to a dramatic conclusion when I was the target of a double arrest the weekend just gone.
It has been a month that has helped me realise what is important in life, GETTING WRECKED, seriously Hartlepool has nothing else to do, you go bowling - OH THERES A BAR, you go to the cinema - HOLY SHIT ASDA IS OVER THE ROAD FULL OF ALCOHOL - see, point proven.
I actually got a job the other week, from an interview I am not able to remember due to being drunk, 1-0 to the drink.
I got stuck into Cheryl Cole in a bar last weekend in a bar, 2-0 to the drink.
Thats right a 2-0 victory for the drink in the past few weeks with 2 huge achievements, and yet some idiots say its bad, bellends.
It has been a month that has helped me realise what is important in life, GETTING WRECKED, seriously Hartlepool has nothing else to do, you go bowling - OH THERES A BAR, you go to the cinema - HOLY SHIT ASDA IS OVER THE ROAD FULL OF ALCOHOL - see, point proven.
I actually got a job the other week, from an interview I am not able to remember due to being drunk, 1-0 to the drink.
I got stuck into Cheryl Cole in a bar last weekend in a bar, 2-0 to the drink.
Thats right a 2-0 victory for the drink in the past few weeks with 2 huge achievements, and yet some idiots say its bad, bellends.
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