Sir Chris Hughton was wrongly sacked a few weeks back and I was shocked and appalled at such an outrageous decision, he was a legend and a true gentleman. In honour of the great fella a new rule has been introduced into society that each and every person has to abide by.
The Hughton Rule
Once a year, a person may ask any other given person one favour, once it has been stated that the Hughton rule has been used, the other person must fulfill the request.
The favour is not allowed to exceed 5 percent of the other persons income.
The favour cannot go against the other persons sexual orientation.
The favour cannot go against a third partys free will.
The favour cannot put the other person in any immediate danger.
The favour cannot break the law.
If a person is found to of used the Hughton rule twice or more in any given year they will lose all rights to the usage of the Hughton rule in the future.
Enjoy the use of the Hughton rule wisely .
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