Update

I decided on Sunday that I wasn't going to drink alcohol again until christmas time and today I faced my first challenge - A PUB!!
I am please to inform you all that I had an orange juice - I know I know - WOW!
One word for you all - Willpower (YES THAT IS ONE WORD)

The Ashes has started now and I intend not to miss a minute, however, I can guarantee I will probably miss most of it, oh well. Just so you all know, the first test will end in a draw, England will get around 370 all out in the first innings, and day 4 will be full of rain (I own a psychic octopus)

In other news, Mark Lawrenson is a bellend and Hermione Granger is fit.